I could honestly care less if C4C just so happened to be nominated for a weblog award. After all, as Mark 13:13 says,
And ye shall be hated of all men for my name’s sake: but he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved. However, this should not stop us from helping the righteous prevail. After all, if Wonkette can endorse people, why not C4C?

While there are many, many excellent nominees, C4C will only endorse one per category. Only one can help us prevail over the liberals and the rest of the knuckle-dragging simpletons, who view blogs as a place to compete with South Park for, “Most Profanity Spewed”, or NORML for, “Most Things Said While On Pot”. Links to the blogs can be found on the voting pages, and I will be providing you the links to the voting pages. You can vote once every 24 hours per category. May the LORD and Milton Friedman prevail in this Holy War.

Best Blog: Michelle Malkin is probably THE leading journalist of the day. After all, who else could be able to so fervently document the inherent liberal bias in New Year’s Eve coverage? One of her toadies exposed the evils of CNN daring to hire an atheist for entertaining NY’sE, and our nation has benefited enormously from this coverage. So I must endorse Hot Air for this. Please help her make sure she crushes RINO Andrew Sullivan!

Best Individual Blogger: As much as I want to endorse Jules Crittenden for this category, since he made an excellent post on how cops are the ones responsible for armed terrorists boarding planes, The Anchoress is the best chance for conservatives to win this one. She realizes that the best way to crush the Islamists is to use language of faith, rather than secular United Nations drivel. (Note: this piece is not from her own blog.)

Best Humor Blog: Support Mother, May I Sleep With Treacher? He has a knack for pulling off very funny skits. (Although Jon Swift is a good author, I have a gut impulse to avoid endorsing him.)

Best Comic Strip: Definitely support Day By Day, over the atheist xkcd or the unoriginal Garfield Minus Garfield. Day By Day is the funniest comic strip, other than Mallard Fillmore and B.C.

Best Liberal Blog: The Confluence gets my vote. They have been amazing at documenting the misogyny of Barack Obama and his other racist material. This is good material, and is better than a lot of RINO writings I see.

Best Conservative Blog: Vote for Ace of Spades, so that we can keep the Canadian, “Small Dead Animals”, from winning. (This one’s all in good fun, though.)

Best Political Coverage: I support Townhall, although American Thinker is another nice one, and No Quarter is OK to vote for if you’re a moonbat. Unfortunately, since the United Nations posterboy Nate Silver is 20,000 ahead of the 2nd placer, this will probably be for naught. Hopefully, we can at least beat the Kostards, though.

Best Military Blog: Vote Blackfive. They are the most patriotic choice, bar none.

Best Law Blog: I will go with Volokh Conspiracy, although be aware that the RINO is strong in them.

Best LGBT Blog: While C4C encourages homosexuals to repent of their sins, and want them to be executed if they do not, we will endorse Gay Patriot for this category. He, at least, is willing to ally with religious conservatives, so that he can smoke in a bar, eat trans-fats, and not have to recycle. It takes a patriot to stand up for those things, and that’s why we unabashedly endorse Gay Patriot.

Best Science Blog: It’s amusing that the Pharyngulites can’t beat Watt’s Up With That, which is run by a real climatologist that recognizes the fallacies of global warming. Maybe Pharyngula should dump the atheist claptrap if they actually want to win the category.

Best Major Blog: I’m torn on this one. On the one hand, cjane has the highest lead of the satisfactory bloggers. On the other hand, I’ve always loved Instapundit. On this one, I think we need to bring out the silent majority.

Best Very Large Blog: You can go with Patterico if you’d like, but he’s quite the RINO. Instead, I’ll be going with Protein Wisdom, which is a very funny and very educational.

Best Large Blog: Jammie Wearing Fool, for sure.

These are the only blogs that I know enough about to make an endorsement. May the LORD guide you in the voting process.