Posted by: Objective Scrutator | December 7, 2008

Why Liberals Are Idiots

On the RINO blog Balloon Juice, we can see the liberals whining that corrupt felon William Jefferson lost re-election to Congress:

Cao is an anti-choice zealot. Sometimes it’s better to have a politician’s hand in your pocket than in your pants or up your vagina.

Just saying.

I think that my retort is ample refutation:

That’s a shame that William Jefferson lost. He was the most honest Democrat I’ve ever known, which isn’t saying much. Also, looking at Cao’s background, I cannot say that I can support a Vietnamese refugee in our Congress. Such actions are dangerous to take.

Oh, and this is comedy gold:

Cao is an anti-choice zealot. Sometimes it’s better to have a politician’s hand in your pocket than in your pants or up your vagina.

Just saying.

Pro-lifers don’t put their hands in other people’s pants or vaginas. In fact, we strongly favor execution of those who do. Then again, this quote DOES prove that Democrats, as a party, are nothing but crooks.

I supported William Jefferson because he was the most honest Democrat. This moron supports him because of his… ABORTION STANCE?!


Responses

  1. The Vietnamese are dangerous. Vice President Cheney needs to throw them all in internment camps, and then kill them all. It would be a great thing for him to do before he leaves office.

  2. Pro-lifers don’t put their hands in other people’s pants or vaginas. In fact, we strongly favor execution of those who do.

    I’m pro-life, so I have to kill you!

    Poe’d!

  3. Mr. Minch, what do you have against pho? It is delicious.

    More to the point, you do realize that most Vietnamese who came to the U.S. did so because they were fleeing Communism, right?

  4. “I’m pro-life, so I have to kill you!”

    Killing the sinful to protect the sinless is necessary. When we allow such sexual liberalism in our country, we risk God’s wrath, as a nation.

    “Poe’d!”

    ????????????

    “Mr. Minch, what do you have against pho? It is delicious.”

    Pho is quite tasty.

    “More to the point, you do realize that most Vietnamese who came to the U.S. did so because they were fleeing Communism, right?”

    Although I disagree with Pokey, he has a very valid point. Communism can often remain as a dormant virus for many years, only to contaminate its possessor years later.

    Ultimately, the fact that Cho is Vietnamese is invalid. We just have to pay closer attention to his voting record while he is in the House. The fact that he comes from a moonbat district is also worrying.

    OT: You’re a commenter at Balloon Juice, right, Elliott?

  5. Indeed, that is how I discovered your delightful blog.

  6. “Indeed, that is how I discovered your delightful blog.”

    Why does John Cole have Pajamas Media advertising on his blog, when his positions are far-left?

    BTW, your blog is now on my blogroll, under both the enemies and the friends list.

  7. Quite a distinction. I thank you.

    Cole is not far-left. He has migrated from center-right to center-left. If Cole is far-left, then that term has no meaning. His was one of the original Pajamas Media blogs and has retained, I understand, a very cordial relationship with them.

  8. You know your a liberal when you have a bumper sticker reading KEEP ABORTION LEGAL right next to your SAVE THE REDWOODS SAVE THE RAINFORESTS bumper stickers

  9. You know you’re a conservative when you use improper grammar and a lot of capital letters in your blog comments.

  10. You know you’re a conservative when you claim divine providence over everything you do, despite having no actual Biblical evidence to support it.


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