Trannies are taking over!

This election marked the first African-American President. The first time in 40 years an Oregon Senate candidate beat an incumbent Senator. And in tiny Silverton, Oregon, residents have elected the man who’s believed to be the first ever openly transgender mayor in the United States.

We’ll give Rudy Giuliani the benefit of the doubt, and assume that this deviant wacko is the first trannie to hold an elected office.

Stu Rasmussen served two terms as the Mayor of Silverton in the 1990s. But he hadn’t admitted to being transgender. He’s not the same man now that he was then. Today he wears a skirt and high heels. He has breast implants, and long red hair. He looks like a woman – but he’s not.

“I identify mostly as a heterosexual male,” Rasmussen said. “But I just like to look like a female.”

~I may be a Christian, but I just like to look like an Islamist.~
~I may be a human, but I just like to look like a feminist.~
~I may be a hothead, but I want to look like a refrigerator.~

These statements have about as much sense behind them as yours does, ‘Rasmussen’. Breast implants are an assault against the body, and long hair is an affront against the LORD. One would hope that you hack off your fake breasts and long hair with a battle axe, since inaction would lead to damnation. Then again, this is what I’d expect from a self described Democrat.

Rasmussen is a man. He even has a girlfriend. He says he’s always been transgender, but he only “came out” a few years ago.

One can often be shy about serving the Dark Lord. This pansy, however, is now serving him openly, and with glee. I, for one, constantly wonder about the torments and temptations his girlfriend is subject to. Does he fornicate with his girlfriend in some mock attempt of lesbian sex? Does the trannie male submit to the female for authority? Can trannies get married with normal people? These are all questions that we must ask if we are to survive as a nation, even at the smallest level.

“Some guys’ mid-life crisis is motorcycles or sports cars or climbing mountains or trophy wives or whatever.” Rasmussen said his mid-life crisis was quite different. “I always wanted cleavage, so I went out and acquired some.”

Go to a church and get help. Church has always been the solution against a mid-life crisis, and I think it’s high time that this man saw his pastor, and be exposed to the Truth of Jesus.

With the way he looks, he wasn’t sure how his run for Mayor would go.

“The first 30 seconds they think, am I in a freak show? Is there a camera behind me? What’s going on here?” Rasmussen told NewsChannel 8. “And then we get down to discussing whatever the issue is – city business or business or whatever – and they figure out this guy’s different, but he knows what he’s talking about.”

The rest of the town is probably filled with trannie wannabees, too. Since he presents himself as his polar opposite, how would he handle the city? Would he put fluoride or soy into the water? Would he dismantle the government, and install a lawless anarchy? Would he ban cars from the roads, and instead fill them with LGBT parades and marching bands, both terrible sins?

It’s Rasmussen’s knowledge of the issues, and of the town, that won over so many voters. As one voter said, “Stu’s very devoted to this town.”

So, in this idiot voter’s eyes, a full scale brainwashing program, complete with inside-out condom distribution in our schools, is OK, as long as (s)he’s ‘devoted’? Hitler was devoted, too. Keep that in mind as you accept a Fascist Communist Trannie Theocracy.

Rasmussen won by a hefty margin – 13 points. It really wasn’t close.

All this proves is that Silverton is another Sodom or Gomorrah. It does not prove that they actually know squat about politics.

“He wants to maintain the integrity of Silverton,” voter Gail Frassenei said. And she said she isn’t sure Rasmussen would be elected anywhere else. “I think it’s amazing a small town like this can be so open-minded, to elect someone that’s made a life change.”

Dear LORD, this idiot town is perverted. They make a mockery of small town values by electing a Trannie to the mayor’s seat, and then they have some idiot female voter justify Rasmussen on the basis of ‘integrity’, which goes a long way in explaining why we need to revoke women’s suffrage. When a hurricane hits, and Rasmussen is shopping for shoes, the American people will see it as the nitwit it is. This isn’t small town values, this is Vermont small town values, where frozen villages of 200 Hippies try to impeach the President and persecute the factory farm industry.

“I’m prejudiced, but I think this is just about the coolest town on Earth,” Rasmussen said, just before he broke down, a tear gently running through his eyeliner, and onto his cheek. He can’t wait to take office in January. He said he’s finally confident enough to be himself, as he runs his hometown, wearing his signature heels.

Hopefully, the town will stone a deviant like this, so that America can stop being sidetracked by pointless shoe shoppers’ shenanigans, and instead focus on the real issues. If the town cannot do that, we can always try to persuade the moonbat state of Oregon to do this; chances are, however, that House Republicans will have to ally themselves with Blue Dog Democrats and the Democratic Leadership Committee to rid our nation of such smut as that long-haired, fashion obsessed ‘man’.

Americans still exist, however, as can be evidence by the comments (Admin: if you want to find the comments, realize that they will all be on the last three pages) on that page:

cutcutcut wrote:

The country, as we once knew it, is gone. We are finished. Rome fell; we are falling. The floodgates apparently are open now.

Dizzylizzy29 wrote:

Ohhh gross….WTH…I’m going to bed…This world is done!

aedfih5 wrote:

What will be next, a goat as secretary of state?

cahek1984 wrote:

This creature can’t figure out what it is, man or woman, and people want him to rule this town!? Did Silverton ran out of normal people that they have elect a genderally confused man?

P.S. “…as he runs his hometown, wearning his signature heels.” that’s just sounds wrong.

MantleSeeker wrote:

Not sure what to think, brain is melting down, confusion is setting in… I guess ones sexual orientation hasn’t anything to do with the business at hand. Not sure about the future though. I’m still stuck on the one man one woman issue, I guess you can call me old fashion if you please I just get worried when it comes to situations like Sodom and Gomorrah
You’d think at my age though that nothing would surprise me anymore. Admin: Good to see that you’re old fashioned enough to be seeking a mantle; the Bible clearly states that double-fibered clothing is a sin.

PTC Volunteer wrote:

Maybe Obama will tap him/her/whatever to be the new Secretary of State. Replacing an African American woman with a transgender person would sure be PROGRESSIVE and show the world what a great country we are becoming!

Even Portland, a city well known as a leading beacon of moonbattiness and liberalism, has enough sensible people to realize that Trannies harm America! Unfortunately, this is not enough. We must do whatever is in our power to make sure that Rasmussen does not keep his political office, and ensure that only sensible patriotic Americans may be allowed in any public office of any kind.

Save us from fags, eunuchs, and radicals. Won’t you, LORD?