As someone who is not a Dispensationalist, I think that, with every possible cloud in the election, there is a silver lining. In some cases, this silver lining has ensured the safety of those communities. The following, thank the LORD, have been passed:

-Proposition 8. Of course, the liberals refuse to acknowledge the will of the people, and that nitwit Gavin Newsom will fight to the end to break the law, as he always has. (A truly bipartisan President Obama would relieve that kook of his office.) We also get to see liberals as the racists they are on the typical far-left blog, Dispatches from the Culture Wars:

Here’s the craziest stat from the exit polling. In California, African-American voters voted in favor of Prop 8 and against marriage equality by a 69-31 margin. But 95% of them voted for Barack Obama, who had come out against Prop 8.

That was the introduction. Look at some of the comments:

Which just goes to show you how homophobia is still an acceptable prejudice in more demographic groups than polite society is willing to admit.

I could almost take this as a good sign, that people are starting to vote on offices and ballot measures based on their individual merits rather than pure party lines…except for typical black opposition to gay rights.

Every minority needs a scapegoat group they can deem even lower on the totem pole. In Poland, they have Lithuanian jokes, I imagine. If Prop 8 had a clause specifically discriminating against homosexual Hispanic Jews, African-American voters would have for the measure 98-2.

I find it funny that, while liberals are quick to call themselves the ‘vanguard of the blacks’ and other minorities, when the subject comes to their precious homosexuals, the Left will blame racial minorities to no end. I also love how the Left tries to classify an ethnicity in the same type of minority as a lifestyle choice. Then again, these ARE the people who base their opinions on emotion, rather than Reason.

Hopefully, we will be able to return to the REAL definition of traditional marriage: a contract between a man and his concubine’s father. Hopefully, we can also fully protect marriage, by executing homosexuals. However, as of now, I praise the LORD and donate more money to the church because of the passage of this proposition. Thank you so much, out-of-state supporters! We salute you for keeping California from being leveled by the LORD! (However, for the Mormons and the Knights of Columbus, don’t think that God will forgive you for your wacky theology, just because you have a decent sense of marriage. Mormons, in particular, are still Hellbound for their polygamist viewpoints and their magical underwear.) If anything, Google, a company that publicly opposed Prop 8, has now revealed its liberalism. Anyone that uses Google as a search engine or an email provider is now officially a moonbat. (C4C has an official policy to only use Yahoo for email addresses and search engines. All other tech companies are too liberal.)

Also, a big shout out to Arizona, Florida, and especially Arkansas for its Traditional Amendments. Arkansas, in particular, exhibited truly bipartisan rhetoric, by not only keeping Sodomites from indoctrinating children, but also keeping heterosexual couples too lazy to get a marriage license from indoctrinating children.

-Ted Stevens. Stevens is loved by many Republicans that believe he is being persecuted. If we, as a country, are to survive, we should not cast out the REAL inventor of the Internet in favor of some no-name New Ager from Anchorage.

-Michelle Bachmann won. She knows the Truth about liberals. I’m glad that she won, as now liberals won’t remain unquestioned for their anti-American viewpoints. (Unfortunately, Robin Hayes, another patriotic American that realizes that liberals hate America, lost his House seat. North Carolina, I predict, shall soon face God’s wrath for being so Democrat.)

Right now, I’m too stressed out about Rod Dreher’s analysis:

1. The modern conservative movement began with the crushing defeat of Arizona Sen. Barry Goldwater in the 1964 presidential race. The modern conservative movement ends with the crushing defeat of Arizona Sen. John McCain — who took Goldwater’s Senate seat upon his retirement — in the 2008 presidential race.

2. Modern liberalism began its implosion with riots in Chicago’s Grant Park at the 1968 Democratic Convention. Tonight, modern liberalism is reborn at Chicago’s Grant Park, where a black Chicago Democrat will celebrate winning the presidency.

Unless we, as conservatives, can unite the squabbling children (that is, the Christian Nationalists, the libertarians, and the neoconservatives) that are the factions of our party, and push each of these as far Right as they can go, the American populace will view us right wingers as a bunch of pussies. While we won a few victories (esp. Proposition 8), nearly everything else, from Obama’s win to the Stalinist overtones of California’s Proposition 2 (which would lessen the poultry and swine industry’s profits in exchange of protecting the rights of CHICKENS and PIGS), is showing the gradual decline of conservatism.

I feel, however, that our slumbering beast shall awaken and crush the moonbats, once we get to see how bad their rule is. Then, the American people will not be so apt to get rid of the ideology that has helped their country prosper just so that the Obama kids can get a mongrel for a pet.