Elizabeth Dole is in dire straits!

Salisbury, N.C. – On September 15th, Kay Hagan is heading to Boston, Massachusetts to attend a fundraiser for her Senate campaign. What may surprise mainstream North Carolinians is that the fundraiser will be in the home of leading anti religion activists Wendy Kaminer and her lawyer husband Woody Kaplan — who is an advisor to the “Godless Americans Political Action Committee.”

Kaminer is the author of Sleeping with Extra-Terrestrials, in which one reviewer said Kaminer is “. . . trying to save us from ‘the perils of piety’-the pestilence of organized religion and its encroachment on public life. Should we be surprised that Katha Pollitt, atheist-in-chief at The Nation and author of a book called Reasonable Creatures, has given Kaminer’s book a gushing blurb?” (Norah Vincent, Op-Ed, “Unbelievable,” National Review, 11/22/99).”

Kaminer is also an advisory board member (Woody is the chairman) of The Secular Coalition for America which is “the national lobby for atheists, humanists, freethinkers and other nontheistic Americans with the unique mission of protecting their civil rights.” (Secular Coalition For America, Press Release, 1/16/08)

Kaminer’s husband, Woody Kaplan, is also an advisor to the Godless Americans Political Action Committee which sees itself as a counter-force to religious groups in public policy debates.

“Kay Hagan is trying to run a campaign in North Carolina that casts her as a moderate but the money that’s paying for it is coming from the left-wing fringe of political thought,” said Dole Campaign Communications Director Dan McLagan. “You can tell a lot about a person by their friends and these are friends most North Carolinians would not be comfortable having over for dinner.”

Hagan’s campaign is being largely funded by labor unions intent on ending North Carolina’s status as a right to work state, liberal trial lawyers and ultra left wing groups like MoveOn.org which is a deeply anti-military organization. Now Hagan has added anti-religion activists from Boston Massachusetts to the list.

“Kay Hagan does not represent the values of this state; she is a Trojan Horse for a long list of wacky left-wing outside groups bent on policies that would horrify most North Carolinians if they knew about it,” McLagan said. “This latest revelation of support from anti-religion activists will not sit well with the 90% of state residents who identify with a specific religious faith.”

With endorsements from evil websites like Friendly Atheist and Daylight Atheism, if Kay Hagan wins the election, you could see an immediate dismantling of Christmas, and have it replaced by some vile abomination, such as Kwanzaa, New Age religion, or Aztec Sun worship. It is no coincidence that her name rhymes with ‘Sagan’, one of the most vile atheists in American history, who attempted to force us all to pay tax dollar upon tax dollar to finance NASA, and also wrote one of the atheist bibles, Cosmos. It is no coincidence that her name rhymes with ‘Pagan’, since she would be one that would force New Age religion on the rest of the populace.

Unfortunately, several polls show that the atheist moonbat candidate is gaining supporters over the True Christian American candidate. One cannot be too wary of these evil moonbats, who have financed far too many Darwinist, Environmentalist, and Heliocentrist causes to be taken lightly. Clearly, we have to help her raise money. We need to help Mrs. Dole pump out the advertisements as much as possible! Current advertisements include:

The Bible says that atheists must be executed (2 Chronicles 15:12-13: They entered into a covenant to seek the Lord, the God of their fathers, with all their heart and soul; and everyone who would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, was to be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.). Let us bring our great nation back to its Judeo-Christian roots, and let us marginalize those that dare to marginalize us. Let us cast aside the false doctrines of science and its false prophets. Let us ignore Bob Dole’s idiotic culture of tolerance, and instead listen to his wife’s superior culture of Christianity.

Vote Republican, so that you may remain saved.

Update: The Elizabeth Dole scans actually came from Important and Smart. I took them from Friendly Atheist, so I had assumed that they were there. Sorry if I failed to give you proper credit.