Although most people in government are immoral, wicked figures that need to be stoned, it’s always nice to know that there are good people in government, supported by good people. In this case, Sarah Palin has been propped up by a good man:
The pastor whose prayer Sarah Palin says helped her to become governor of Alaska founded his ministry with a witchhunt against a Kenyan woman who he accused of causing car accidents through demonic spells.
At a speech at the Wasilla Assembly of God on June 8 this year, Mrs Palin described how Thomas Muthee had laid his hands on her when he visited the church as a guest preacher in late 2005, prior to her successful gubernatorial bid.
In video footage of the speech, she is seen saying: “As I was mayor and Pastor Muthee was here and he was praying over me, and you know how he speaks and he’s so bold. And he was praying “Lord make a way, Lord make a way.”
“And I’m thinking, this guy’s really bold, he doesn’t even know what I’m going to do, he doesn’t know what my plans are. And he’s praying not “oh Lord if it be your will may she become governor,” no, he just prayed for it. He said “Lord make a way and let her do this next step. And that’s exactly what happened.”
She then adds: “So, again, very very powerful, coming from this church,” before the presiding pastor comments on the “prophetic power” of the event.
When you are endorsed by a man that has devoted his life to casting out these wicked Wiccans, you can count on a moral candidacy, blessed by God. Liberals, of course, cannot tolerate her pious connections, and try to smear her, such as with the bogus book banning list. Then again, what can we expect from a group of denizens that run an elitist for a President, temporarily register Republican in order to make a RINO the head of our ticket, and mail thousands of absentee ballots to Commies in Europe? The fact is simple: liberals hate Christianity, and they hate faithful women feminists, such as Mrs. Palin, that are Christian, since she is basically a one man refutation of their ridiculous arguments. In particular, liberals see her as a giant boulder in the way of their ‘legal rights’ to practice witchcraft. However, True Americans will be fortifying that boulder with all they have, and be using that boulder as a defensive fortification against the liberals that will come barreling down the path with sledgehammers.
May God help make Sarah Palin the biggest rock He can lift, and smite the RINOs and liberals that dare to stand in his way. Amen.
“Liberals hate Christianity.”
Perhaps not ALL hate Christianity, but I’ve been coming across a lot that do. And I simply don’t get the double standard…freedom of religion (or no religion at all) applies to everyone…but Christians.
I even know a few liberals who are Christian…don’t ask me how that works…but I don’t know their hearts.
Anyway, thanks for the post–I was getting a bit depressed reading some of the others after awhile. I was beginning to think that Christian concentration camps were just around the corner with the way some people think…
By: Dara on September 23, 2008
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Dara is making sense. I’m glad there are still some actual Christians out there.
Somewhat relatedly, I kind of hope the book banning story is true. Let’s face it, there are some books out there that should be banned.
By: DPS on September 23, 2008
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“Perhaps not ALL hate Christianity, but I’ve been coming across a lot that do. And I simply don’t get the double standard…freedom of religion (or no religion at all) applies to everyone…but Christians.”
I promise you that all liberals hate Christianity. You can say ‘Happy Hanukkah’ or ‘Happy Kwanzaa’ or ‘Happy Ramadan’ to whoever you want, and the liberals want to make you do so, but the moment you scream, “Merry Christmas!” the liberals start screaming at you. In It’s a Wonderful Life, every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings. At the same time, though, every time an appraisal of Christmas is sung, a left winger begins to die a sporadic death via the demon parasite attempting to escape. Maybe that’s why they hate Christianity.
“I even know a few liberals who are Christian…don’t ask me how that works…but I don’t know their hearts.
“I even know a few liberals who are Christian…don’t ask me how that works…but I don’t know their hearts.”
Liberals are incapable of Christianity unless they become conservatives.
“Anyway, thanks for the post–I was getting a bit depressed reading some of the others after awhile. I was beginning to think that Christian concentration camps were just around the corner with the way some people think…”
Thankfully, Sarah Palin will save our religion from an endless abyss of underground churches. I personally feel that she has the guts to abolish Liberalism, Chartism, the New Deal, and the rest of the doctrines that are trying to chip away at Christianity.
You sound like a good person. Vote for Palin in 2008!
“.Somewhat relatedly, I kind of hope the book banning story is true. Let’s face it, there are some books out there that should be banned.”
I WISH the book banning story was true, as we don’t need nonsensical Humanist stories like Beowulf, The Grapes of Wrath, or 1984 in our schools. Although I’m open to debate on this, the Bible should be the law of the schools. (Personally, I’d include Shakespeare in school curriculums, but I’m sure there are some that would oppose. I oppose any other literature taught in our schools, though.) Basically, though, it shows the deceit liberals engage in.
By: Ixion on September 23, 2008
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“But the moment you scream “Merry Christmas!” the librals start screaming at you”
so true; they are all so over obssesed with equality that they are stamping out traditions. I HATED calling christmas trees “Holiday trees.” In that retrospect, librals are stupid.
I don’t know what will happen though if that pastor starts stamping out wicca in the US. i mean, can that be possible?
By: sillyhether on September 23, 2008
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“In that retrospect, librals are stupid.”
Liberals are stupid in ALL retrospects. Think about it for a minute: can you think of the last time a liberal actually did something productive? I’ve confirmed that they never have in all of their years.
“I don’t know what will happen though if that pastor starts stamping out wicca in the US. i mean, can that be possible?”
We want to prohibit public blasphemy against the Christian God, for starters. As the populace becomes more comfortable with our ideas, we can work on abolishing public displays of Wicca and the indoctrination of children into Wicca. We cannot prosecute people for what we *suspect* they may think, but we can prosecute them if they make their views public, just as the Bible tells us to do.
By: Ixion on September 23, 2008
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this sounds like the begining of another vicious circle. christians burn witches at stake;president feels bad, dies; new president IS a witch; in turn burns christians and feeds them to lions:president dies; christian president takes over; starts all over again.
By: Hether on September 26, 2008
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“this sounds like the begining of another vicious circle. christians burn witches at stake;president feels bad, dies; new president IS a witch; in turn burns christians and feeds them to lions:president dies; christian president takes over; starts all over again.”
This seems alright to me, provided we get a president who doesn’t feel bad about burning witches and die. That way, we just get a Christian president and a lot of delicious charbroiled witches. Figuratively delicious, of course. I do not approve of cannibalism.
By: DPS on September 27, 2008
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“this sounds like the begining of another vicious circle. christians burn witches at stake;president feels bad, dies; new president IS a witch; in turn burns christians and feeds them to lions:president dies; christian president takes over; starts all over again.”
There hasn’t been a single cycle in 6000 years of recorded history like this. If we don’t vote for Sarah Palin, we may end up being fed to the lions, but if we do, we’ll be able to burn the witches, and completely annihilate their movement.
“This seems alright to me, provided we get a president who doesn’t feel bad about burning witches and die. That way, we just get a Christian president and a lot of delicious charbroiled witches. Figuratively delicious, of course. I do not approve of cannibalism.”
President Palin won’t feel any remorse over burning witches. We can feed their remains to Nessie, or maybe we can send them to the University of Tennessee Body Farm, so their deaths will be quite economical.
By: Ixion on September 27, 2008
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