Posted by: Objective Scrutator | September 1, 2008

Fat Slob Michael Moore Hates Americans and Republicans

And for some analysis:

Via the Autopsy, it comes about a minute in. Not the first “progressive” to admit to rooting for a hurricane, but the setting alone makes this special. Rest assured, had a conservative offered something like this about the Democratic convention, it would have earned a 28-minute speshul komment replete with light show and opening act. Coming from Michael Moore, it earns nothing more terrible than an oafish, shinola-eating grin followed by a moment of incandescent ironic beauty as Olby sneers at the viscerally distasteful prayer for rain during Obama’s speech made by one of James Dobson’s spokesmen, blissfully oblivious to the fact that Moore delivered the secular equivalent to the “Countdown” faithful assembled not 30 seconds earlier.

Moore does say he hopes no one dies; all he’s after is a heap of destruction and demoralization that can be exploited for political advantage. Exit question: Does that sound familiar?

This should cause any good American to start howling for blood, and I am just now joining the chorus. It says a lot about Olbermann that he let a fat unionized slob onto his show. For all their whining about Hurricane Katrina, the Democrat-controlled city and the Democrat-controlled state sure didn’t seem particularly eager to do something about it. It isn’t Bush’s fault that Katrina swooped over New Orleans and caused the deaths of millions. There’s a good reason why Republicans became the new majority in Louisiana after Katrina swamped it, and that’s because Louisiana was understandably angry about Katrina.

There’s a reason Democrats like hurricanes, and that’s because they help justify their ridiculous welfare programs in the Mainstream Media. Michael Moore, of course, thinks that Republicans are the ones that applaud hurricanes. He even goes so far as to pretend that he believes in God just so that he can claim that God is trying to make Republicans look bad.

Well, I say that you’re a fat, inbred slob who only hopes people don’t die so that you can have a heap of destruction and demoralization that can be exploited for political advantage. You can’t even stay on one particular subject: at first, you’re whining about Focus on the Family’s noble prayer for rain, then you’re whining about how McCain ate cake with Bush during Katrina, while ignoring the fact that it was the Democrats that fornicated while New Orleans burned. You finally go whining about how our foreign policy has failed (yet you’re still speaking, idiot), and then you finally go off on how Republicans hate women, even though we’re the one with a female candidate.

Quite frankly, you’re an embarrassment to our country. It’s obvious who was eating cake while New Orleans drowned, and then decided to make a movie about how much he knows about health care. I hope you burn in hell for thinking that this is God’s doing. Events have made it clear that Satan controls the weather, and maybe you can be the sun Satan would pin up on his weather map!

H/t: Michelle Malkin and Bobby Jindal. Also, kudos to Glenn Reynolds, who is my idol, for pointing out that God is actually sparing New Orleans and the RNC in Minnesota, thanks to our prayers.


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  1. NO ME GUSTA ESTE HOMBRE GORDO Y TONTO NADA SEND THIS OBESE MAN TO GITMO BEFORE I PUKE

    Admin: Juan did, indeed, puke in my house. He’s busy cleaning it up now, so we’re going to keep him away from MSNBC from now on.

  2. I hope you gave that spic a good whippin’, Ixyon. I also hope that the Southern Belle Ann Coulter shoots Michael Moore in some Wild West doohickey duel. I wish he was in New Orleans with the rest of the ingrates!

  3. Actually, that’s a great idea. Let’s have Michael Moore and Ann Coulter fight to death in a cage match.

  4. [...] so hard in my life. The reason I love this trailer so much is that it manages to poke fun at Michael Moore, but in a funny, laid back way, just as conservatives are good at doing. I, for one, am admired that [...]

  5. [...] rather than focusing on our enemies. They go so far as to blame Republicans for Katrina, when the evidence proves otherwise. The New York Times goes so far as to out CIA agents and expose Bush’s [...]

  6. Let’s see…fat slob Rush Limbaugh hates blacks,women,the
    poor,gays and anyone who isn’t a straight white male.
    (You know,just like you ‘necks!!!!)

  7. The right wing will vanish and shrink. Your kind is a dying breed. Your demographic by and large consists of older white males from the south and/or rural areas. Natural selection will take its course eventually.


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