Democrats, as we all know, are notoriously stupid people, often falling for such things as Nigerian Email scams. Chelsea Clinton’s father-in-law-to-be, however, is about to be released from prison:

If reports are true that Chelsea Clinton and her boyfriend Marc Mezvinsky are considering marriage, the father of the groom won’t be able to attend the wedding until he is released from prison in November 2008.

Ed Mezvinsky, a former Democratic Congressman from Iowa, is serving a seven-year sentence for fraud after getting caught up in a series of Nigerian e-mail scams.

Initially, Mezvinsky became the victim of “just about every different kind of African-based scam we’ve ever seen,” federal prosecutor Bob Zauzmer told 20/20 for a report to be broadcast this evening.

But then, says Zauzmer, Mezvinsky began to steal from clients and even his own mother-in-law to raise the money to try yet another scheme.

“He was always looking for the home run. He was always trying to find the business deal that would make him as wealthy as all the people in his social circle,” said Zauzmer.

What a sick, sick individual. This man needs to find an honest living to be wealthy, rather than go pursue some welfare queen in Nigeria at the expense of the taxpayers. His naivity is exemplified by his beliefs that the welfare queen will actually give him money. Not only that, he is anti-family values, as he stole from his mother-in-law. If you think that he exemplifies ‘family values’, then you’re sadly mistaken, as this man eagerly seeks the destruction of anyone that doesn’t want to help the welfare queen in some African cesspool get and abortion. I ask you this, Mr. Mezvinsky: how do you presume that the Nigerian government wouldn’t be able to tell wealthy from poor? Do you really think that you were targeted for any reason other than the fact that you were a Daily Kos Democrat, and therefore stupid?

After leaving Congress, Mezvinsky moved to Philadelphia’s Main Line suburbs with his wife Marjorie Margolies, a former television reporter, who won a seat in Congress herself as a Democratic congresswomen from Pennsylvania.

“They were seen as people of means; they were a legitimate power couple,” said Gar Joseph, a political columnist for the Philadelphia Daily News.

The Mezvinkskys were also close to Bill and Hillary Clinton and were frequent guests at White House state dinners.

Prosecutors say Mezvinsky used his connections to the Clintons and his son’s social relationship with Chelsea to persuade people to give him money to participate in the scams.

Mezvinsky traveled to Nigeria numerous times and ultimately lost more than $3 million as a victim of the scammers.

Prosecutors say Mezvinsky fell particularly hard for what is known as the “black money” scam. Victims are told millions of dollars have been coated with black ink so the money could be smuggled out of Nigeria.

Chelsea Clinton is also eager to help her family get into the industry, so that she can help steal money to finance more welfare queens for her Democrat political family. A person cannot be too unsurprised that the Clintons would so willingly associate themselves with this fraud and this dreamer. I would not be surprised at all to find out that they have connections in the Mafia, the MS-13, or the Black Panthers; after all, those are the people the Democrats are giving the stolen money to. Liberals, being the idiots that they are, actually WANT the Black Panthers and such groups to be heavily financed, since they would attempt to start an all out war between the Panthers and the Klan in order to justify gun control and abortion (even though their planned war would actually blow up the public school argument in their faces… stupid liberals!)

The scammers then offer to sell a special, expensive chemical to remove the black ink so the currency can be used.

Prosecutors say Mezvinsky fell for at least three separate “black money” schemes that he thought would bring him millions.

Mezvinsky declined requests sent to him in prison to speak with ABC News and also instructed his lawyer not to speak with ABC News. His wife, Marjorie Margolies, declined to comment “in the interest of the children.”

There is no evidence the Clintons knew of any illegal activity.

Oh, the Clintons are well aware that the Mezvinskies are still falling for Nigerian email scams at the cost of the taxpayers. They are just declining to comment, because if they spoke a word about this incident, Barack Hussein Osama would be revealed as the pro-terrorist politician he really is, and even the ignorant will abandon the Democrat Party.

Not only are the Democrats obviously stupid, they are also financing anti-American countries. Case in point:

Listen, in particular, to the second movie. At about 5:35, that smut of a producer goes, “…unfortunately, most of them were caught, and their scams were on the screen…” This is just more proof that the Liberal media hates America, and wants us to get scammed. In a way, they even WANT to fall for the scams themselves, just so that they can produce a scam of a documentary. Everything about this movie, especially their sympathizing with the Nigerians about their $1 income a week, screams, “Liberal hypocrisy!”

Hopefully, President Bush will use his unitary executive privileges to petition the Nigerian government to slaughter those disgraceful poor segments of their cities, and ban all music that is anti-American and anti-capitalism. In addition, we must rely on Vice President Cheney to exterminate the Democrats at home, since left to the courts’ devices, the Democrats and their media will weasel their way out of yet another foxhole. When these actions are partaken, our country can sleep easy yet again, and the Animal House Fraternity equivalencies of the Democrats and the Nigerians can finally be put out of business, with their charters of destruction finally revoked.