It is clear that Sesame Street’s miscreants are required to be defunded by the United States Constitution. By the Holy Bible, the miscreants ought to be puking up their own blood as they watch their bodies become separate from their heads.

Public television and public radio are unconstitutional and unholy. Let’s drive a nail through the heart of this predator once and for all.

It looks like homosexuals are finally going to get what they deserve in Uganda:

The proposed bill would:

* Reaffirm the lifetime sentence currently provided upon conviction of homosexuality, and extends the definition from sexual activity to merely “touch[ing] another person with the intention of committing the act of homosexuality.”
* Create a new category of “aggravated homosexuality” which provides for the death penalty for “repeat offenders” and for cases where the individual is HIV-positive.
* Criminalizes all speech and peaceful assembly for those who advocate on behalf of LGBT citizens in Uganda with fines and imprisonment of between five and seven years.
* Criminalizes the act of obtaining a same-sex marriage abroad with lifetime imprisonment.
* Adds a clause which forces friends or family members to report LGBT persons to police within 24-hours of learning about that individual’s homosexuality or face fines or imprisonment of up to three years.
* Adds an extra-territorial and extradition provisions, allowing Uganda to prosecute LGBT Ugandans living abroad.

If the bill proposes to do all of these things, it will be a good day for Uganda. Homosexuals and the people within their ranks, such as BDSM advocates, pedophiles, furries, gudo porn advocates, and other malfunctioning misfits will no longer able to make progress in their society, since they are prevented from even gathering. It also requires the community to take stamping out homosexuality into their own hands, something which would be a great thing to begin doing in America. And, finally, it prevents these deviants from fleeing abroad, and shows Uganda’s commitment to making the international community a better place.

It is worth noting that Uganda’s anti-homosexual policies, its widespread Christianity, and its abstinence-only education policy has made it a benchmark for African countries attempting to stop the spread of HIV. Without liberals being allowed influence in their country, they will surely reduce HIV even further.

The LORD shall surely reward Uganda for this. In the meantime, those of us in countries supportive of this deviancy must ask ourselves why we cannot control our sexual activity like the Ugandans can. Were we to take the same policy on sex as Uganda, we would probably have zero cases of HIV. Think about this for a moment, liberals.

Hahahahaha!

A group of rich Germans has launched a petition calling for the government to make wealthy people pay higher taxes.

The group say they have more money than they need, and the extra revenue could fund economic and social programmes to aid Germany’s economic recovery.

Germany could raise 100bn euros (£91bn) if the richest people paid a 5% wealth tax for two years, they say.

The petition has 44 signatories so far, and will be presented to newly re-elected Chancellor Angela Merkel.

The group say the financial crisis is leading to an increase in unemployment, poverty and social inequality.

Simply donating money to deal with the problems is not enough, they want a change in the whole approach.

“The path out of the crisis must be paved with massive investment in ecology, education and social justice,” they say in the petition.

Those who had “made a fortune through inheritance, hard work, hard-working, successful entrepreneurship, or investment” should contribute by paying more to alleviate the crisis.

The man behind the petition, Dieter Lehmkuhl, told Berlin’s Tagesspiegel that there were 2.2 million people in Germany with a fortune of more than 500,000 euros.

If they all paid the tax for two years, Germany could raise 100bn euros to fund ecological programmes, education and social projects, said the retired doctor and heir to a brewery.

Signatory Peter Vollmer told AFP news agency he was supporting the proposal because he had inherited “a lot of money I do not need”.

He said the tax would be “a viable and socially acceptable way out of the flagrant budget crisis”.

The group held a demonstration in Berlin on Wednesday to draw attention to their plans, throwing fake banknotes into the air.

Mr Vollmer said it was “really strange that so few people came”.

If this is the best Germany has to offer, I don’t think we should feel bad impairing their ability to participate in the global economy or the UN. If this retardation continues to develop, we may have to bomb these ninnies off the face of the Earth.

Christian churches have done more to cure poverty in a week than all the governments in the world combined have ever accomplished. So has the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, the Andrew Carnegie foundation, and so on. Charity works, compulsory government involvement doesn’t. Just ask some refugees in a third world country who has done the most to improve their lives. You will probably never get an answer praising the United Nations, the United States, or their country’s government.

I had thought that the only people who believed this twaddle were first world freeloaders and conniving communists. I can only hope that this is some elaborate hoax.

Here’s the evidence:

Vaccinations are, by their very definition, illogical. Injecting oneself with strains of the virus we are trying to prevent is ostensibly an idiotic decision, and this lady is paying the price for the decision likely forced on her by her idiotic Human Resources department. Since viruses are products of Satan, injecting oneself with Satan-created material will only worsen the situation.

The entire concept of vaccinations are based around the faulty theory of evolution. The idea behind vaccinations, according to the snake-oil peddlers, is that tricking the body’s immune system into thinking that it has acquired said disease will cause it to ‘evolve’ mechanisms to fight the disease well before it is acquired. If you are apt to take in garbage from unscientific “studies”, then you would foolishly believe that the elderly have some acquired immunity to H1N1 by previous exposure to influenza/H1N1 strains. This is, of course, total garbage. People keep receiving the common cold every year, and anyone who has actually experienced sequences of colds can tell you that they are no less aggravating in adulthood than they are in childhood. The immune system actually deteriorates with each new disease it is exposed to.

It is quite amusing, however, that the University of California attempts to separate the elderly from the younger demographics. By now, we are all familiar with the death panels that the Kenyan-born qadi is trying to ram down our throats. While the death panel already exists and is being pushed forward by less prominent RINO Johnny Iskason, the language in the death panel provision cannot be easily adjusted to annihilate the younger among us who dare to stand strong against Communism. This is where vaccinations come in.

What makes this discussion so unusual is that, traditionally, the Left has been the area where the vaccination nonsense has been refuted; intelligent articles like this one are the rules, not the exceptions, on the Huffington Post. When Bill Maher sounds like a reasonable person and Bill Frist sounds like a Nazi, you know that something funny is going on:

However, since Bill Ayers’ mental midget minion took over the White House, the right wing is realizing that Obama’s endorsement of the H1N1 vaccine calls it into question. Glenn Beck had an excellent episode where he smacked down the vaccine idiots. Here’s part one of 5; the rest of the show can be found by going to the YouTube channel:

Vaccinations have been shown to cause muscular dystrophy and brain damage via the mercury in them (misdiagnosed as autism, unfortunately). Keep your children away from those who have been vaccinated at all costs. Even if you have to force a vaccinated child into a containment facility or kill a vaccinated person who insists on going in public, it will still be worth the risk of containing particles of Satanism from infecting other poor souls.

They would be more than happy to let something like this happen.

While Iraq Hussein Osama may not wish to carry out his Presidential duty by going to Ground Zero, instead preferring to shelter his Communist buttbuddy, Van Jones, the rest of us have not forgotten.

Because every last liberal and several conservatives have forgotten why 9/11 happened, I feel that it is appropriate to remind them. We are in a war against radical Islam, an ideology that seeks to utterly destroy America, Christianity, and capitalism. Denying the validity of Muhammad’s claims of divinity will lead a Christian to execution in one of their countries; the radical Islamists wish to make that the case in all countries, and our liberals, under the guise of ‘multiculturalism’, are more than happy to let Islam spread. Capitalism is constantly critiqued in Muslim countries; almost every Muslim political party describes itself as Socialist, and aspiring entrepreneurs have no hope to succeed in Muslim countries.

At the same time, we should all wonder why radical Islam managed to attack 9/11, and how their countries manage to maintain a semblance of morality. Thankfully, Sharia law is not terribly different from Levitical law, although the differences that do exist showcase Islam as a religion of violence. They manage to keep their crime rates low because they severely punish the slightest infraction; if we chopped off the hands of thieves and executed fornicators like they do, then we would have considerably less crime. A country with high crime rates is also a country with numerous terrorist attacks, but the liberals are more concerned with bizarre ideas of ‘individual liberty’ than they are over the security of its citizens. They would rather a million homes get bombed than a single home be wiretapped; they would rather have an individual murdered on the streets than a murderer be executed; they would rather have gas fill every last D.C. metro than have a single terrorist, suspected or confirmed, be waterboarded; they would rather have a gang of terrorists hijack a plane and crash it into a building than they would have a single member of that plane be armed.

Liberals may adamantly deny the accusations I give them, but their policies are the ones that led to 9/11 in the first place. It has been proven time and time again that a society with harsher penalties has less crime, that a society that confronts the Islamists boldly and mercilessly will have less terrorist attacks, that a well armed society is a polite society, and that the NSA has stopped terrorist attacks, yet the liberals go headstrong against these policies.

While President Bush managed to dispose of Saddam, and shut down radical extremism in Iraq, he never managed to finish the fight, because the radical liberals stood strong against him until he finally cracked. Iran and North Korea still threaten us daily; Islam and Communism remain strong forces, and the latter movement just about infiltrated our economy (although, thankfully, Van Jones now rots and wallows in his own failures, thanks to the tireless efforts of Glenn Beck).

Another 9/11 will happen under Obama’s watch, mark my words. If we do not annihilate ACORN in all its totality, then we will continue to have terrorist attacks. Patriotism is about respecting those who have fallen by ruthlessly dealing with their murderers and all who facilitate them. Obama, being a facilitator, can never be a patriot.

OK, I knew that Michael Steele is a RINO, but this is just shameful. While I would expect no less from a brain-dead Democrat, I expect the RNC to at least TRY to defeat socialism in all its forms.

Because you don’t seem to understand how our country works, ‘Mr.’ Steele, let me spell it out for you:

Medicare is a GOVERNMENT program that EVERYONE pays into to help a FEW people. The program is run BY RETARDS FOR RETARDS, as there is no actual plan for balancing Medicare’s budget. It is projected to go BANKRUPT within a few years, because there are too many people drawing out from it, and not enough paying in to it. Ideally, the many would mooch off of the few.

The reason Medicare is in place is because people are too STUPID to know how to buy health insurance on the market, and think that OTHERS SHOULD DO THE WORK. Most Americans are more than happy to mooch off the tax dollars of others, if they can benefit from doing so. Instead of EARNING MONEY and LEARNING HOW THE MARKET WORKS to get GOOD HEALTH INSURANCE, people are APPEALING TO THE GOVERNMENT because they think that they should GET WHAT THEY DON’T PAY FOR.

All Obama would do is take Medicare and extend it, which would mean that there would be even MORE people drawing from it and LESS people funding it. By attempting to ignore the fundamental failures of socialist systems, you miss the entire purpose of what is wrong with the system. This, in my mind, makes you little better than the deceitful T.R. Reid, who attempts to advocate for us to SUBSIDIZE the do-lessers, while ignoring the fact that our entire problem is with our COSTS, and that ELIMINATING the British-style health care for our veterans and our lazy Native Americans, as well as ELIMINATING the Canadian-style health care for our seniors, will ELIMINATE COSTS. We have the best MEDICAL INNOVATION in the world, and T.R. Reid’s glorifying of a few small contributions from other countries will only convince the most desperate and ignorant Leftist otherwise.

If you can’t get health care, that’s too bad. I went without health care for the first 25 years of my life. Then, I got a job, and had it paid for by my employer, the military. If I, an idiot college student hopped up on marijuana and liberalism, could survive without health care, then so can you. I don’t care if you’re 5 or 85, you do not have a RIGHT to health care. You are free to EARN your health care, however.

I’m not even going to get in to the fact that Obama is more than willing to kill off the elderly and veterans to keep the costs of HIS socialized system down, yet won’t even let them BUY from the free market. It’s all about power, and the ’sharing and caring’ dolts are too braindead to even care. And it seems that you, Michael Steele, wish to preserve the very system that will have the elderly euthanized in their beds, and is more than happy to euthanize our troops, especially while they are engaged in combat.

Did you get all that, you egregious nincompoop?

Read this amazing prophecy. It states that during 2 PM on August 19, 2008, the Evangelical Lutherans were liberalizing their teachings on the ordination of homosexual priests. At the same time, the building they held the conference in was decimated by a tornado.

This is not a coincidence. Repent now, homosexuals. Repent now, liberal Christians. Repent now, and God may rebuild your church for you.

Mark 4:11-12: And he said unto them, Unto you it is given to know the mystery of the kingdom of God: but unto them that are without, all these things are done in parables: That seeing they may see, and not perceive; and hearing they may hear, and not understand; lest at any time they should be converted, and their sins should be forgiven them.

I really can’t add anything more than what is on Andrew Breitbart’s website, except that there was an obvious display of Darwinist propaganda. In this case, however, humanity is NOT the final form. I don’t know whether this movie will upset the Darwin/Mendel/Dawkins/Coyne doctrine, but I do know that Christians, one and all, must work towards purging this vile movie from existence.

Read this, and try not to laugh too hard about the liberal conspiracies the article peddles. Then, realize that the Left is attempting to utilize a similar argument by stating that socialized medicine (or socialized medicine insurance, if you’re a revisionist nitpicker such as Nate Silver) would be beneficial for corporate America, and by extension, all of America.

The reality is that socialized medicine (insurance) is a product of ivory tower elitists and radical goosestepping unions. If corporate America really did want socialized medicine (insurance), it would already be here.

Corporate America, however, understands the health care system beyond the adequate yet simplistic moral standards the majority of Americans hold. Do we really want to place 16.7% of our nation’s economy into the hands of the grubby government? Do we really have enough money to pay for it, especially when our national debt is now at least $12 trillion?

America simply cannot afford to be spending money on social programs when the national debt is so high. (Besides, the free market will handle the social programs better, and without any cost to the American taxpayer.) Instead of contemplating on how we should combat nonsensical ’scam’ viruses, such as H1A1, or provide market failures with health products (be it market or non-market), we should instead be figuring out how to appease the Chinese bankers, so that they may not sic North Korea on us. Since raising taxes is completely out of the question, here are some solutions that I propose:

*Dismantle the AFL-CIO, NEA, UAW, and other criminal labor institutions, seize their funds, and use them to pay off the national debt. This should cover a couple trillion of it.
*Seize the property of any felon or ex-felon, so long as that property is not jointly-owned. If the property is jointly-owned, then the percentage owned by the (ex)felon or (ex)felons shall be seized and used to pay off the national debt.
*Dismantle the numerous bureaucracies, which take up vast amounts of expenditure for themselves. The holdings of said bureaucracies can be sold to the highest bidders, which will give the US government at least a few trillion.
*Dismantle the Federal Treasury, and return to the gold standard.
*Get rid of Amtrak, public schools, subsidized housing, food stamps, social security, and other ’social reforms’, and sell them to the highest bidder.
*Have the US military force Congress to sign the bill into law, and have the President carry out the deals. Once done, strip the Supreme Court of its power to change this law, or any law, in any way, and assert that it may only exist to uphold the law. The Presidency and Congress shall then be abolished.
*Enact a 15% flat tax, as proposed by Milton Friedman, with 10% of it going to pay for the military, a federal court system, and a federal police force, and nothing else. The state and local governments may each have their own levels of police and courts, although these may not be funded beyond a 5% flat tax. Therefore, the government cannot be in debt to the American people.

By all means, Leftists, lie about business support for social security and health care (that’s BUSINESS, not REPUBLICAN). Assail us with tired old canards that haven’t actually been vindicated. But one day, Real Americans will prevail! Mark my words, Leftists, you will NOT be destroying the opportunities of future generations!